The Foreignist

This is what happens when you don’t tie your house down.

A couple of weeks ago, Shaq put a fan in the hospital by diving into the stand to save a loose ball. Here’s what happened the next time it looked like he might try to be Superman again.

Here an excerpt from Gordon Keith’s article about Hillary’s victory in Texas:

Who do you want answering the phone?

I know my answer. NOT HILLARY. Hillary is accustomed to calls at 3 a.m., but it’s usually related to Bill getting locked out of some chick’s apartment wearing only a dress shirt, one navy sock, and a ball gag. So Hillary will be pissed from the moment the phone rings.

“Where are you, you bastard?”

“Madam President, it’s your Chief of Staff. Pakistan is marshaling forces on the Indian border. We must prepare a response.”

“Stop covering for him! Is he with that tramp from the tobacco lobbyists again? I bet he’s got a ball gag in his mouth,” she says.

“Madam President! We must scramble to the Situation Room.”

“I tell you what I am going to do. I am going to scramble to throw all his [expletive] out onto the west lawn. See how he likes that.”

Maybe that is unfair to Hillary, but not to Bill.

Read the entire article HERE.